« Why I Write | Main | rules »

Top 10 ALA slogans


Top Ten @ your library slogans not recommended by AASL

10. fool the security system @ your library
9. find books that don't suck @ your library
8. pull the fire alarm @ your library
7. surf for porn @ your library
6. take a nap @ your library
5. download a term paper @ your library
4. wedgies @ your library
3. scan your butt @ your library
2. hack and chat @ your library

and the number one @ your library slogan not recommended by AASL:

1. get lucky in the stacks @ your library

Thanks to Rocco Staino, Terry Young, and Carl Harvey for their professional expertise in creating this list.

Posted on Sunday, June 10, 2007 at 08:53PM by Registered CommenterDoug Johnson in | Comments3 Comments

PrintView Printer Friendly Version

EmailEmail Article to Friend

Reader Comments (3)


July 6, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBob the Builder

My friend and I have an inside joke about 'book shelving' (so that's what they're calling it these days...), so when I saw this list I could not stop laughing. Thanks!

September 8, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterIambic

I don't know. I kinda like this one!
9. find books that don't suck @ your library

July 24, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJust Thinking...

PostPost a New Comment

Enter your information below to add a new comment.

My response is on my own website »
Author Email (optional):
Author URL (optional):
Some HTML allowed: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong>