Top Ten @ your library slogans not recommended by AASL

10. fool the security system @ your library
9. find books that don't suck @ your library
8. pull the fire alarm @ your library
7. surf for porn @ your library
6. take a nap @ your library
5. download a term paper @ your library
4. wedgies @ your library
3. scan your butt @ your library
2. hack and chat @ your library

and the number one @ your library slogan not recommended by AASL:

1. get lucky in the stacks @ your library

Thanks to Rocco Staino, Terry Young, and Carl Harvey for their professional expertise in creating this list.